Merry Christmas from Ataraxia Theatre! While I was in university, every year we'd sing horrible parodies of Christmas songs and make up new ones. Rudolph: The Unrated Version was a popular favorite, as were Frosty the Snowman was a Psychotic Killer and Todd's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire. Those were the days.

Due to the reorganization of my archives, this strip is now set in the middle of January instead of on Christmas Day. Just use your imaginations, okay?

Ataraxia Theatre is an anthology of different stories by Joseph Hewitt. It updates every Monday and Thursday.